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Tweak says, "You'll sink. Like a stone."

kat is moving through time. (thecheerleader) wrote,
@ 2009-07-02 18:45:00

i'm meltinnnng.
First of all, I feel like I'm melting. No seriously. It has been 70% humidity here this week, 86 degrees farenheit and oh. WE DON'T HAVE AIR CON. No, our houses are built to keep the heat in. And my hayfever is awful so I can't even have the window open really, really wide. Not that the air would circulate anyway ;___; In addition to this, 2 police dogs died today in England because their handler left them in a car in the police car park. Not to mention the other dogs who have died this week because of similiar events. READ THE ICON FOLKS. DOGS + CARS + NO VENTILIATION = DEAD IN 20 MINUTES.

Secondly, someone needs to tell me not to spend half my paycheck on Lush products.

Pick one or more of my characters and one or more of yours, and I'll tell you something they've always wanted to say to your character but could never bring themselves to say out loud.

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	the_worst_witch 2009-07-02 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	charlie/jack charlie/maddie john/rogue john/maddie john/jack dom/rogue dom/maddie dom/jack noah/rogue noah/jack noah/jonny laurie/rogue laurie/jack silas/jack jeff/jj chloe/jj evie/elaina evie/jj evie/sean mattie/sean jack/sean mattie/elaina riley/claudia lorna/sarah berto/sarah (Reply to this) (Thread)

evo.

thecheerleader
2009-07-02 10:49 pm UTC (link)

charlie > jack "I wish I could say that I hate you or that I'm over you and completely mean it. But I can't. I still love you and it kills me the way you go about destroying yourself because I don't know how to help you and I'm worried that one day it'll be too late for me to do anything."

charlie > maddie "Sometimes I want to give you a good shake and make you see that not everyone is out to get you."

john > rogue "You were the first girl I ever loved. And fucked."

john > maddie "I actually don't think you're as crazy as everyone makes you out to be. But you're still too high maintenance for me to even think about dealing with you."

john > jack "You're probably the most honest, straight-forward person in this whole school. Shame it makes you a complete ass."

dom > rogue "I would be totally up for testing out the limitations of your powers. Just sayin."

dom > maddie "Lose the identical bodyguards and maybe we could have something going. Just as long as you promise not to talk during sex."

dom > jack "You know, we could actually be friends. In fact I'm not sure why we're not."

noah > jack "Don't you ever get tired of being Public Enemy No.1? I mean it must be lonely having everyone hate you."

noah > jonny "You're a good guy and I'm sorry you got stuck with me."

noah > rogue "So I guess the timelimit on us ever hooking up expired, right? Especially now that the Cowboy's here for you to salivate over. It's a shame because I really liked you."

laurie > rogue "You have no idea how much I admire you. You're one of the strongest people I know."

laurie > jack "You're not as tough as you like to think you are. But all those girls who keep trying to change you? They're wrong. You should change because you want to, not because the girl you want to make out with tells you to."

silas > jack "I think you might be a lose cause and I feel like a failure because of it."

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Re: evo.

the_worst_witch
2009-07-03 03:47 am UTC (link)

awe.

john/rogue made me choke on my soda because it started out so sweet and then i could picture a john face like "yeah i hit that" and it sucked the romance completely out of the thought which is soooo him.

i love dom omg wtf, dom/jack would be awesome friends hello and maddie says consider those bodyguards GONE since they are grade A brats but lol at not talking.

this made me feel so melancholy for noah and the super hard time he's having and i also got really sad for silas :`(

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	thecheerleader 2009-07-03 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	that would be the kind of thing john would write on a valentine's card. "i love you. so lets fuck." straight to the point :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

breed.

thecheerleader
2009-07-04 10:03 pm UTC (link)

jeff/jj "You're actually really fucking hot and I'm jealous of Noah for banging you first."

chloe/jj "When I was sixteen I stole your driver's license our your purse and used it as fake ID for two years. I used to dress just like you and pretend that I was because to me you were the coolest person I knew."

evie/elaina "You're so pretty and shiny and new that for a little while I was worried you were going to screw things up for me. And if you had it probably wouldn't have ended well. For you I mean."

evie/jj "If you ever do anything with Cass I'll know and I'll make sure that you regret it."

evie/sean "You're kinda hot in this dirty, seedy sort of way. I'd probably let you fuck me if you asked nicely."

mattie/sean "You're like every example of Stranger Danger I've ever been shown and if you come anywhere near me I'll scream REALLY LOUDLY."

jack/sean "Thanks for giving my kid a job. He needed to learn about the world of work."

mattie/elaina "You're like soooo pretty but I don't understand why you want to live with all those boys even if the house is really nice and you get your own room and everything."

riley/claudia "I don't mind helping you out because you're the lesser of the two evils in that Pride and what Keon says usually goes. But to be honest? You and your sister are as bad as each other and if it was up to me we never would have come here. Unless it was to get rid of you both."

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	hello_from_dis 2009-07-02 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	Emma/Laurie Caroline/Noah Caroline/Charlie Emma/Charlie Emma/Luci Caroline/Silas Emma/Silas Caroline/John Emma/John Jubilee/Sally Jubilee/Lorna Jubilee/Dom Leah/Evie Milla/Jack Milla/Jeff :D (Reply to this) (Thread)

thecheerleader
2009-07-02 11:07 pm UTC (link)

Emma > Laurie "No offense, but the Secret was right. You would be a step down from Belle and I."

Caroline > Noah "I don't understand why you think you're fat... apart from when, you know, you're using your powers. I think you're gorgeous and the kind of shape girls your age SHOULD be."

Caroline > Charlie "You make me a little nervous sometimes. With the whole uh, Cajun hatred thing. Because Remy helped me once when I was in a bad place and he really is a good guy."

Emma > Charlie "I wish I had your boobs."

Emma > Luci "I don't like that my brother tells you things. It makes me nervous."

Caroline > Silas "I'm not sure I'll ever be able to cure you of your tendency to associate food with comfort because your powers make it so difficult."

Emma > Silas "I worry that your faith combined with your views on mutants rights might make you a bit of a loose cannon in the future."

Caroline > John "You're actually really pretty and if we had been in the same grade I would've probably hit on you. Still mocked you, but definitely have tried it on with you behind closed doors too."

Emma > John "I can't work you out and that bothers me."

Jubilee > Sally "I think if I took a bite out of you you'd taste like glitter and pixie stix."

Jubilee > Lorna "I'm actually jealous of the fact that everyone seems to like you."

Jubilee > Dom "You're so cute but I have no idea how you'd survive on the streets."

Leah > Evie "I don't like the way Connell is with you. Because it seems as though he might like you and that could never be allowed to happen."

Milla > Jack "If you weren't a hooker and if I didn't have the kid, I would've probably slept with you by now."

Milla > Jeff "You seem like the take charge sort. Which turns me on a little bit."

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	hello_from_dis 2009-07-02 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	laksj;lkaj;wlkejakwej ALL OF THESE ARE SO GREAT. We need more Milla/Jack and Milla/Jeff. And Evie/Leah, actually, because I'd love to see that come out. >> (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thecheerleader 2009-07-04 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	seriously, yes to all three of those. especially since evie might actually end up saying that to leah if she thinks she has to >> (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oceanic 2009-07-02 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Charlie/King Charlie/Gemma Charlie/Art John/Kitty John/King John/Logan Dom/King Dom/Aurora Laurie/Adrien Laurie/Nick Laurie/Lorna Nathan/Lorna Nathan/Emilie Rachel/Maddy Rachel/Emilie Rachel/Lorna Luci/Val Luci/King Luci/Aurora Evie/Cass Jeff/Cass Jack/Jay Mattie/Jay Mattie/Cass Riley/Dane Lorna/Wanda Lorna/Alex Lorna/John Lucia/Ric Dom/Ric Dom/John Sally/Logan Sally/Ric (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oceanic 2009-07-02 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	JESUS CHRIST how did that happen (Reply to this) (Parent)

evo!

thecheerleader
2009-07-03 01:27 pm UTC (link)

Charlie/King "I'm trying so hard not to resent you but I still do a little, because if it wasn't for you then I think Jack and I would have made it. And okay, maybe we would have crashed and burned but I deserved the chance to see how it would've turned out. You took that from me and I just don't think that's fair."

Charlie/Gemma "I hope Jack does sleep with you. Because I know he'll completely screw you over and break your heart and I want you to feel that kind of pain because I hate, hate, hate the way you are with him."

Charlie/Art "Your friendship with Ali made me so uncomfortable. I'm glad she left because I was so worried about you when she was around."

John/Kitty "I wish you hadn't come back. Not because I didn't miss you or don't want you around but because you deserve so much better than this shithole of a school. You're the smartest person I know and I'm worried that getting tangled up in all this mutant crap again is going to hold you back."

John/King "Yeah, you're actually kind of cool. And I'm probably going to keep an eye on you and your powers because you seem like the kind of person who would be open to the Brotherhood's ideas."

John/Logan "Hahaha, I took Rogue's cherry."

Dom/King "I have nothing against queers but I don't understand why you can't be a nice, quiet homo like Cal or Artie. Actually fuck that, I don't understand why you want to be a homo at all. If you like girls then why not just stick to them?"

Dom/Aurora "I'm sorry I cost you your job. But you made me a fucking legend so I don't feel too guilty about it."

Laurie/Adrien "I don't hate you half as much as you think I do. I do feel sorry for you, a lot, especially since you broke up with Luce. But everytime I think I can actually stand to be around you, you do something that makes me want to wring your neck all over again."

Laurie/Nick "You're such a sweet, smart, cute guy and my mother would be so thrilled if I brought someone like you home. But I'm in love with my boyfriend and I'm so sorry if I ever lead you on."

Laurie/Lorna "If you do get over Alex's death and stay at the school I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive you for what you said or even look you in the eye. Because as angry as you made me, a lot of what you said was true and I hate you for that."

Nathan/Lorna "You're scaring me and becoming like her and this wasn't supposed to happen. We were supposed to stop this. I don't know how to fix you and I don't know how to be around you anymore. I want my mom back."

Nathan/Emilie "I like to think that if I met the humans who ran the Hound program then I would smash their skulls in with my bare hands because you're my favourite thing in the whole world and they hurt you so bad. But then I think about the fact that they made you the way they are and you wouldn't be my Em if it wasn't for them. And that confuses me."

Rachel/Maddy "I want to open you up and see if you're the same as my mom on the inside as you are on the outside."

Rachel/Emilie "I love you, or at least I think that's what it is, but if you ever hurt Nathan I'll break your brain. I'm sorry but family comes first and I know you'll understand that."

Rachel/Lorna "With Alex and Jean gone and the way Scott ignores me, I kind of hoped you'd be like a parent to me. The way you are to Nate and Chris. But I'm starting to see that I'm on my own."

Luci/Val "I knew you'd react the way you did. No, that's a lie. I didn't think it would be that bad. I wish I could be selfless and say that I'll give Jean-Paul up for you but I won't. We deserve to be happy, Val. Even you."

Luci/King "I know a lot of Nico's recovery is to do with you and I should thank you for that. But I won't and never will. In fact I'm probably always going to see you as the guy who ruined my little brother."

Luci/Aurora "I still don't understand how you can be so close with Jean-Paul when you spent so much time apart and didn't even grow up together. Watching you together fascinates me because I just can't figure it out."

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	Re: evo! oceanic 2009-07-03 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	omg how did I forget NOAH on this list?! Noah/Gemma Noah/Adrien Noah/King Noah/Maddy (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

evo part 2.

thecheerleader
2009-07-03 07:42 pm UTC (link)

Noah/Gemma "I think the way that I try to protect you and leap at the throat of anyone who insults you is because I'm overcompensating for my dead sister. It's like I'm trying to make you into a substitute for her because I feel so close to you now and we have this insane bond. I know I'm fooling myself but part of me what's to pretend with you for as long as I can. It makes me feel less guilty."

Noah/Adrien "You shouldn't have broken up with Luce. What are the chances you'll find someone else now?"

Noah/King "I think what you and Nico do is insanely brave. There's no way I would've come out to my whole school if I was gay. And even if you didn't do it the right way, from what I've heard anyway, I still think it's cool you never denied it."

Noah/Maddy "Something about you just gives me the creeps. I don't know what it is exactly but there's definitely something off about you."

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breed.

thecheerleader
2009-07-04 11:13 pm UTC (link)

Evie/Cass "I think you're going to lose interest in me one day and I'm scared about that happening because when it does I won't know where I'll stand in your pack. Which sucks because it's the first place where I've ever really felt like I've belonged and I don't want to lose that. Or you."

Jeff/Cass "You actually remind me a lot of my younger self which I find hilarious cause you even have the socially retarded little brother to boot. I never even used to like wolves but you managed to change my mind about them and that's saying something cause I'm a stubborn bastard."

Jack/Jay "If you hadn't found him first then something might have happened to Caius and I would never have been able to forgive myself. So I appreciate that, even if it does piss me off that I had to go through so much legal red tape because of it."

Mattie/Jay "I love Grace but sometimes she has these periods where she won't talk to me or get dressed or eat and she just lies in bed and cries all day and it makes ME cry because I don't know how to fix her but I know that if I told you then you'd take me away and she needs me so I have to keep it a secret. But I hate lying to you because you're my favourite adult in the whole world and not telling you the truth makes me feel like I'm letting you down and when you find out eventually I know you're going to be so disappointed in me."

Mattie/Cass "You're like the really cool, dangerous guy in high school that cuts class and smokes under the bleachers and makes all the teachers cry and has sex before everybody else. It's weird that you even talk to me at all because when Cai and I are around you I feel like I'm twelve and don't know anything."

Riley/Dane "I hate you and everything about you because you abandoned your son and what kind of mother even does that? And all because he was getting too alpha for either of the guys you were screwing to handle. It's pathetic. And I can't wait to see you lose everything that you sacrificed your own children and sister to get. Oh and by the way? I'm actually glad you're pregnant. Because it means you'll probably neglect Ashley even more and that'll just give us more ammunition against you when we come back to get her."

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thisll be interesting XD

guerilla_radio
2009-07-02 08:57 pm UTC (link)

Laurie/Kevin
Laurie/Nico
Nate/Chris
Nate/Belle
Nate/Warren
Noah/Warren
Noah/Nico
Charlie/Nico
Charlie/Prince
Charlie/Cal
Charlie/Warren
Charlie/Morgan
Charlie/Jay
Charlie/JP
Charlie/Boyd
Charlie/Belle
Dom/Boyd
Dom/Cal
Dom/Jay
Dom/Prince
Dom/Nico
Dom/Warren
Dom/Belle
Luci/Nico
Luci/JP
Luci/Nate
Rachel/Chris
Rachel/Nate
Rachel/Cal
Rachel/Warren
Silas/Boyd
Silas/Nico
Silas/Cal
Silas/Kevin
Silas/JP
Silas/Jay
Silas/Warren
John/Bobby
John/Belle
John/Cal

Sally/Star
Sally/Vic
Sally/Kevin
Sally/Michael
Sally/Katie
Lorna/Cal
Lorna/Pietro
Lorna/Doug
Lorna/Vic
Lorna/Michael
Lorna/Star
Lorna/Katie
Eden/Kevin
Berto/Star
Berto/Pietro
Dom/Star
Dom/Pietro

Riley/Keon
Riley/Aeryn
Evie/Connell
Evie/Cai
Jack/Cai
Jeff/Noah
Jeff/Connell
Jeff/Keon
Jeff/Cai
Mattie/Cai
Mattie/Connell
Mattie/Pierce
Mattie/Noah

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	Re: thisll be interesting XD guerilla_radio 2009-07-02 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Oh dur, annnd Charlie, Dom, Silas, and John to Johnny :D. (Reply to this) (Parent)

evo pt.1.

thecheerleader
2009-07-03 02:10 pm UTC (link)

Laurie/Kevin "I miss our life. I miss our life and I miss you. I miss your smile and I'm worried that I'm never going to see it again. I miss being able to kiss you in the morning over breakfast and I miss being able to fall into bed with you at night. I haven't slept right since this happened and I know it's because I got so used to having you there beside me. And I feel so guilty for missing all those things because I'm supposed to put on this brave face and pretend like it doesn't matter and that I don't care about any of it because if I say I do then I'll be proving everybody right. I love you more than I have anyone but this is so, so hard and I'm sick of crying in the shower because I don't want you to hear."

Laurie/Nico "I know we're all supposed to act like it didn't happen but every time I look at you I see Gus's face. And it's wrong but I feel like you don't deserve to be happy because you killed him."

Nate/Chris "I want, no I need you to tell me that everything is going to be okay. Why haven't you done that yet?"

Nate/Belle "At first I was happy when I heard Emilie's mom was around because I thought you'd be good protection from Remy. But you're not. You're just SCARIER than him. Which kind of sucks. I do love your daughter though, hand on heart. And I want you to know that I think she'd be upset if you ever killed me. Just for future reference, something to keep in mind."

Nate/Warren "I don't trust you or your family. There's something just not right about you."

Noah/Warren "If I was to suggest a hypothetical suicide pact what would your thoughts be on it? No, I'm kidding. Sort of."

Noah/Nico "I need you tell me what your secret is. How do you manage to pretend to be so happy all the time? It's almost convincing."

Charlie/Nico "I still don't believe that you didn't know about what was going on with me and King when you slept with him but I forgive you. I really do. And I think you did my favor so thanks for that?"

Charlie/Prince "I know you thought I never deserved to be with your brother but that's okay. Because I always thought that you and Madeliene were a disaster too and you both proved me right. Which I think is a sign that we all need to copy King and look for happiness outside of our group."

Charlie/Cal "I had a crush on you for a little while after what you did in the camps for me. I know it was stupid because you and Artie are meant to be but I wrote a whole story in my head during French class once. And we did live happily ever after."

Charlie/Warren "When I first heard you were coming here I thought for sure I was going to be intimidated by you because I googled your family and you're so, so rich and from this completely different world. But you're not a jerk at all! You're actually a nice guy and I'm sorry that your dad screwed you over the way he did."

Charlie/Morgan "I just want to hug you all day long because you remind me so much of my little brother and I think you need someone to be a big sister to you. Because you're so young now and you don't have anyone and that's not right."

Charlie/Jay "There's something so mysterious and dark and romantic about you that makes you so attractive. But what you said to Lorna on the journals really scared me and made me realise that I'm not ready for that intense kind of love. I don't think I ever will be. And I can't believe that you were at such a young age."

Charlie/JP "I could listen to you talk all day. Because in my head you're talking with that accent but you're saying something else and you're mostly naked."

Charlie/Boyd "So do you love Sharon yet? Like actually love her?"

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evo pt.2.

thecheerleader
2009-07-03 02:11 pm UTC (link)

Charlie/Belle "You're like all of my insecurities rolled into one and brought to life. Standing next to you makes me feel so fat and short. I'm so glad you're married and off-limits."

Dom/Boyd "I hate that Sharon came between our bromance. Also, how do you have sex and not be distracted by that tail?"

Dom/Cal "You're so fucking cool but man, I can't believe you're a queer."

Dom/Jay "Son, you need to lighten up and get over this bitch who broke your heart. You're wasting all your good years acting like a monk and believe me when I say you're gonna regret that when you're seventy-five, living in a nursing home and your dick has shriveled up."

Dom/Prince "So if you're identical twins and being gay is genetic, does that mean you're into dudes too? It does, right?"

Dom/Nico "I want to smash your face against a wall because Jesus H Christ you just never stop and I almost got fucking SHANKED because of you."

Dom/Warren "So how does it feel to know that you're the epitome of everything your own father hates in the world? That he went to the trouble of creating and producing a drug just to fix you?"

Dom/Belle "You'd so be into doing it from behind, wouldn't you? I can tell. That's hot."

Luci/Nico "Part of me is glad that you've stopped sleeping around because I never thought that was healthy. I used to worry that you did it because you weren't brought up with an example of how a real relationship should be, and that you'd never settle down with anyone. I wish it wasn't him but I can't fault you for doing what makes you happy. Not anymore at least."

Rachel/Cal "I think it's interesting the way you seem to adopt those weaker than yourself. Like Artie for instance, or Charlie or Gemma. I want to know why you do that instead of letting nature take its course."

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evo pt.3.

thecheerleader
2009-07-03 07:33 pm UTC (link)

Luci/JP "I think about our future. Not in any great detail but if you were to ask me where I see myself in ten years then I'd say with you. I love you more than you know and the way you put up with my family and problems makes me think you're far too good for me."

Luci/Nate "I still don't understand where you fit into all of this. Are you an alien, from the future or just very strange?"

Rachel/Chris "You're the only person I completely trust in this world. But I think you might be taking us down the wrong path."

Rachel/Nate "I want to know everything there is about you before it's too late. Because when you're gone the only person I'll have is Scott and I think he'll blame me too much to ever talk to me about you."

Rachel/Warren "If I'd been in charge I would have slaughtered your entire family as soon as the cure trials were made public. Annelise just isn't worth keeping you alive."

Silas/Boyd "You're like family to me Boyd but I still feel like you did the wrong thing in marrying Sharon and I hate Harper for coming here and stealing your youth from you."

Silas/Nico "I wish you'd do more in our sessions. I wish you'd let me help you. But I know that if I push then you'll retreat into yourself again so I feel like we're at a stand-still."

Silas/Cal "For someone who has as many issues as you do, you're incredibly well adjusted. I'd like to think I've played my part in that but really it's all down to you. And it makes no sense."

Silas/Kevin "There's nothing I can say or do to make things better for you. And in the long run I think you're only going to drag Laurie down with you. I am sorry though, I wish that wasn't the case."

Silas/JP "I feel like you're hiding something but it's hard to tell because I never know when you're being serious and when you're being sarcastic."

Silas/Jay "You're girlfriend was incredibly selfish for killing herself and causing you and her loved ones so much pain. And it probably had very little to do with you actually, because most likely she had issues with self-esteem and depression long before you came onto the scene. The sad thing is, you would've probably turned out a great kid if you'd never met her."

Silas/Warren "You were wrong to take the Cure."

John/Bobby "It seems like no matter how bad choices I make or where I end up, you're always there for me when I come crawling back. And I don't think I've ever thanked you for that. You're my brother Bobby and the day you turn your back on me is the day I'll know I've really, really fucked up."

John/Belle "You're married to an asshole and completely wasted at this school. You could do much, much better if you tried. Sad thing is, you don't seem to want to."

John/Cal "I used to want to grow up to be just like you. Minus the part where I'd have to fuck Artie on a regular basis. Obviously."

Charlie/Johnny "You're the inspiration for the stableboy in my newest ~~fanfic~~ story. I think it's going to be about a lowly farmhand who slowly melts the icy heart of the grieving heiress/widow and shows her how to love again only to be torn apart when it's announced she's to marry another man. And then maybe I'll do a crossover series with the Stableboy and the Mexican Groomsmen. We'll see."

Dom/Johnny "Dude, you're like a walking, talking Woody doll. I love it."

Silas/Johnny "When you first got here I was a little nervous about how you might react to some of our kids who embrace alternative lifestyles. But so far you haven't said anything negative, which makes me think I was being unfair and judging you because of where you come from."

John/Johnny "I've come to the conclusion you have a dick made of chocolate. It's the only way to explain all these women throwing themselves at you."

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haven.

thecheerleader
2009-07-05 05:49 pm UTC (link)

Sally/Star "I can't believe you haven't tried to kiss me yet. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? I keep hinting and you just keep asking me about space."

Sally/Vic "You don't scare me as much as you do everybody else but I think that's just because I know you can't hurt me. You do creep me out though. A LOT. And I think if we were to scan your mug shot into the computer we'd probably find a dozen warrants for your arrest."

Sally/Kevin "I think you might be my best friend but I know we don't tell each other everything. You get this really sad look sometimes and I wish I could just hug it out of you but it never seems to work. I really hope we figure out how to make your powers stop because otherwise I think you're just going to get sadder and sadder and I don't want that."

Sally/Michael "Okay so maybe I like it when you call me pokemon because it means you've actually noticed me out of the bazillion gorgeous, stick thin girls who live here. And I know it's only because I annoy you but you annoy me too so that makes it okay. I still don't trust you not to drown me in the sea during "surf lessons" though."

Sally/Katie "I think you're so cool and pretty and smart but your brother brings you down so much. It makes me sad that he's always screwing up and you always have to deal with it."

Lorna/Cal "Ugh, so I'M SORRY OKAY. Maybe I shouldn't have let you take the fall but you've acted like such a baby over the whole thing that it just makes me madder and more sure that I did the right thing after all. Not that it worked but still. The fact that you managed to completely screw up my academic life though drives me crazy. And it makes you as big a bitch as me. I'm not sure if that makes me want to slap you or kiss you."

Lorna/Pietro "I wish you would stand still long enough for me to look at you properly because I want to know if we have the same nose or if we move the same way or have the same laugh or just something, anything that makes me feel like we are related. Because you and Wanda are so close and do everything together and I just feel like this stupid imposter even though he was MY father first."

Lorna/Doug "I would've made your life a living hell in high school and the only reason I'm polite to you is because I'm not dumb enough to piss you off when I might need you."

Lorna/Vic "You might actually look half-way decent if you took a bath once in a while and didn't violate every girl you see with your eyes."

Lorna/Michael "So you're hot and I might have flirted with you but you fucked Aurora and apparently someone else at the hotel which kind of makes you a slut. I don't know if you're just some dumb, horny frat boy who can't keep it in his pants or if you're keeping score or something."

Lorna/Star "You're completely wasted on boys. Hello, those genes are MEANT to be passed on. Keeping them to yourself would just be selfish."

Lorna/Katie "I feel really sorry for you because your entire family is either boring, a trainwreck or your sister. And didn't your mom like die of cancer? Ugh. Depressing."

Eden/Kevin "You're such a sweetheart and if it wouldn't kill me then I'd definitely have kissed you for showing me the hotel and not turning me into the cops."

Berto/Star "I don't know what you're about and I think you might be a little touched in the head but Ric and Tabby are cool and don't seem to think you're too loco so I guess I can deal. Just put the swords away. Please?"

Berto/Pietro "You look the way I felt that one time I took speed which is kind of awesome but also insane. And man, your sister is hot."

Dom/Star "God you're gorgeous. I hate Ric."

Dom/Pietro "Okay, so if you're so fast then what do you do when it comes to sex? Because it seems like sleeping with you could be kind of dangerous. Or at least a huge let down."

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	behindtonsils 2009-07-02 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	Laurie/Jo Laurie/Luce Dom/Molly Silas/Kieran Charlie/Luce John/Luce John/Angelica Nathan/Harper Noah/Angelica Silas/Angelica Rachel/Harper I hate this heatwave ;__; (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oh oh also! behindtonsils 2009-07-02 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Dom/Harper (Reply to this) (Parent)

	....and behindtonsils 2009-07-04 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	Silas/Luce Dom/Luce NOW I WILL STOP ROFL. (Reply to this) (Parent)

thecheerleader
2009-07-04 09:45 pm UTC (link)

Laurie/Jo "You're my best friend but if you screw your marriage up I'm going to have to sit you down and give you a few harsh home truths. Because you and Tobias are so incredibly lucky and I hate that you both don't seem to appreciate it."

Laurie/Luce "I can't believe you didn't fight for him. A big part of me looks down on you because of that but I guess Adrien is better off because you clearly didn't really love him anyway."

Dom/Molly "I've never had a girl friend before but I think that's just because none of them were as awesome as you. I wish I could see you as something other than a little sister but that's never gonna happen. Which makes me sad cause I guess our son isn't ever going to be born."

Silas/Kieran "I know you're going to be a great addition to the school and one we sorely need but I can't help feeling protective of these people and my files. I hope you don't let me down."

Charlie/Luce "There are times when I've wanted to slap you because King was my friend first and now it's like you've stolen my place because of your stupid art club and I hate you. Well, I don't hate you. But it makes me really angry."

John/Luce "There's something about you that could be interesting but I think only if you let go and show everyone just how bad you can be. For some reason you've been trapped in this nice girl niche and that's just boring and a waste of potential."

John/Angelica "So you melted my fucking skin off but I love that you did because the scar looks so fucking cool and I know that some girls will love it."

Nathan/Harper "You really creep me out and I'm not convinced you aren't a liability because it would be just like you to eat Matt when no one's watching."

Noah/Angelica "I hate you for having powers like mine but better. Where's the fairness is that?"

Silas/Angelica "The thing I want most for you is to be accepted by your peers. I'm crossing my fingers that one day that'll happen and they'll forget about your problems in this past year."

Rachel/Harper "I know exactly what you and Deacon are getting up to but I can't say I blame you. Sometimes I even watch."

Dom/Harper "I kind of want you and Deacon to get married and have babies because then Boyd and I would be GRANDPAS-IN-LAW."

Silas/Luce "You did the right thing in letting Adrien go, as hard as I'm sure it was. If you hadn't then you would have been dragged down into his spiral of depression with him and I'm not sure how you would have handled that."

Dom/Luce "JSYK I'm available for a rebound fuck. No seriously. Rebound-Fucks-R-Us."

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	clez 2009-07-03 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Tobias/Laurie Luka/Laurie Deacon/Nathan Abby/Charlie Deacon/Dom Deacon/Rachel Tobias/Silas Luka/Silas Brandon/John Rahne/John Tanya/Riley Kerri/Evie Rowan/Evie Rowan/Chloe (Reply to this) (Thread)

breed.

thecheerleader
2009-07-04 09:51 pm UTC (link)

Tanya/Riley "I seriously don't understand how you and Dane managed to share Aeryn for all those years. Or how you haven't tried to push Aislyn done a flight of stairs. Unless it was like, some weird lesbo thing? That's kinda the only way it would make sense because I've clawed up bitches for just looking at Keon."

Kerri/Evie "I loved that we were really getting to be good friends but now with the pack and things being awkward with Allison, I feel like I can't really talk to or hang out with you anymore."

Rowan/Evie "I think it's important that you know you're a DILF. Like... wow. If I wasn't so sure Elsa would kill me I would've probably tried to seduce you in your kitchen or play footsie under the table by now."

Rowan/Chloe "You're the closest thing I've ever had to a father and I love you for that. I feel like such an idiot that it took me running away to realise just how important you are to me but it did. I just hope that Nate will grow up to see you the same way."

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